xxildiot:

 _{Yes yes, I know. With all my brain and heart *coughs* Just kidding.} 

_{Relationshit I mean- relationships can be nice too, hmm…..} 

_{Relationships can be nice, when they’re with the right person you feel?} 

xxildiot:

Yes yes teacher, I will keep that in mind. 

Expert about this yet still single? 

_{Single by choice, Jung Ilhoon. You should know how messy relationships can get.}

xxildiot:

Let’s say that i have better taste than you    

#sj:convo 

#i need more female friends 

#they don’t piss me off 

#and plus they’re super cute and pretty 

#unlike you obviously. 

#B||| 

#xxildiot 

#gayhoon

Can you handle girls    They all are fucked up and weird. I don’t know why God created them to mess around with our brainss tbh    

_……….

_{Girls are wonderful, dude.}

_{Just ‘cause they confuse you and you can’t handle them, doesn’t mean I’m the same. You have to be nice to them and attentive also just treat them like the queens that they are. But I’m sure you knew that, right?} 

xxildiot:

Fine I won’t twist. I’m a dick, of course. Because I HAVE A DICK YOU STUPID FAG HITS YOUR HEAD WITH A STONE 

Oh shit you get period on your head. 

_{Why the hell do I even deal with you?}

xxildiot:

#i don’t want to admit it but the idiot has nice songs. 

#xxildiot 

#god damn ilhoon i like every single song on that playlist please stop. 

#i love how i call him gayhoon though 

#will he see this…i wonder 

#:jong jabbers 

#gayhoon

I see this, and I know I have a goddamn good taste in music. Unlike you. 

_{….We have the same taste in music–we both like hip hop…ummm.}

xxildiot:

We all know that it’s not true~~~~~~ 

_{You’re just a dick. And please don’t even try to twist this around and make it something perverse.}

_{I went through Ilhoon’s playlist and realized he has my blog song deep in there.}