syeoll:

_{And what a great confidant you are, my dear jjong.}

_{We’ll show everyone what a real friendship is like and OF COURSE THEY WILL ALL GET JEALOUS!!! I don’t even know what I’m saying anymore—}

_{Agreed–we’ll teach the world what friendship is. Pssstt-for some reason I have the song about milkshakes stuck in my head omfg.}

_{And when are you gunna throw a party again, we’ll actually INVITE THE PEOPLE WE WANT TO SEE. Mister Gatsby, you need more control of your guest list—and security would help too.}

syeoll:

_{I’ve got your back if you’ve got mine, old sport. Nobody’s gonna ever be as awesome as we are.} 

_{I’m forever your confidant, Gatsby.} 

_{Reserving all judgements and just here to protect my best friend and to make other people jealous of our bro bond, you know?}

syeoll:

jjong knows me too well. this is a problem

_{Mister Gatsby I wish to believe that knowing you this well just states how kick ass we are.} 

_{Keep it on the dl though, Mister Gatsby.}

your tags omf shhh we’re the best bros. #dynamicduo tbh

Dynamic Duo forever don’t forget. Okay I’m even too lazy to edit this into small font and shit because I’m reallY LATE LIKE SUPER LATE SO OOPS. 

_{Did you just call me a baby— omf. {`frowns} WHAT IF I DON’T WANT TO. YOU’RE TOO MEAN TO ME.}

_{FINE.  STARVE THEN.} 

_{[//stomps off]}

_{I don’t need to work on what I already am, jjong B(}

_{Sure hyung, whatever lets you sleep at night.}

_{I AM NOT LYING DO NOT COMPARE ME TO PINNOCHIO I am a real boy and definitely not a donkey.}

_{[//he lets a light chuckle leave his lips, muttering under his breath] Baby. OKAY. Anywho–How about getting lunch, how does that sound?}

_{how about tagging me as the awesome and manly one B) ?}

_{How about no.}

_{{`glares at you and clicks his tongue} but you love me too much to hit me?!???}

_{You give me headaches, Lee Sungyeol}