_{SCREAMS BUT IM DONE IM GONNA HIT ASK LIMIT IF I KEEP GOING— that’s a good one though ahhahaa}

_{I am the master of puns though, pfft. I have more good ones up my sleeve.} 

hoyastick:

What? Who?

_{I’m just–goodbye. Fine, we’ll even the score and I’ll play nice.}

syeoll:

_{And what a great confidant you are, my dear jjong.}

_{We’ll show everyone what a real friendship is like and OF COURSE THEY WILL ALL GET JEALOUS!!! I don’t even know what I’m saying anymore—}

_{Agreed–we’ll teach the world what friendship is. Pssstt-for some reason I have the song about milkshakes stuck in my head omfg.}

_{And when are you gunna throw a party again, we’ll actually INVITE THE PEOPLE WE WANT TO SEE. Mister Gatsby, you need more control of your guest list—and security would help too.}

hoyastick:

You said something? When?

_{Looks like someone isn’t a very good listener.}

hoyastick:

You know you can’t win with Hogod.

_{What did I tell you about underestimating me?}

syeoll:

_{I’ve got your back if you’ve got mine, old sport. Nobody’s gonna ever be as awesome as we are.} 

_{I’m forever your confidant, Gatsby.} 

_{Reserving all judgements and just here to protect my best friend and to make other people jealous of our bro bond, you know?}

hoyastick:

Hates you from the depth and hangs our with sexy sinners forever;

_{Just when I thought I couldn’t get anymore done with you–you prove me wrong.}

syeoll:

jjong knows me too well. this is a problem

_{Mister Gatsby I wish to believe that knowing you this well just states how kick ass we are.} 

_{Keep it on the dl though, Mister Gatsby.}

hoyastick:

Do it fast cause I already have requests.

_{[//throws you in the dungeon.]}

_{Sungjong: 1}

_{Howon: nada. zero. zip. none.}

hoyastick:

Heads out.- I don’t know why I waste my time. Someone else may want it.

_{I have nothing else to say but that I’ll throw you in the dungeon.}