ebullience

the aight gatsby

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_yeolliato _{replied to your} _post:_{I went to the theatre, it looked a bit suspicious. I reckon the whole thing was staged.}

_{SCREAMS BUT IM DONE IM GONNA HIT ASK LIMIT IF I KEEP GOING— that’s a good one though ahhahaa}

_{I am the master of puns though, pfft. I have more good ones up my sleeve.}

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— yeoliatto:
I went to the theatre, it looked a bit suspicious. I reckon the whole thing was staged.

_{Fight fire with fire as they say.}
_{Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.}

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— yeoliatto:
Mr. Wright made the right decision to hire a right hand man.

_{Erm—I just—-}

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— yeoliatto:
WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD AT THAT AND WHY DO I FEEL LIKE I RELATE TO THAT OMF

_{IM SO FREAKING DONE WITH YOU. Remind me why I consider you my best friend again holy crap.}

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— yeoliatto:
He told her he was pining for her, but she just thought he was being sappy

_{You’re such an idiot I hate that you know I love puns.}

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_{stares at my inbox}

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ninichu:

infinite 110/365 ∞ sungyeol 16/52

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syeoll:

_{And what a great confidant you are, my dear jjong.}
_{We’ll show everyone what a real friendship is like and OF COURSE THEY WILL ALL GET JEALOUS!!! I don’t even know what I’m saying anymore—}

_{Agreed–we’ll teach the world what friendship is. Pssstt-for some reason I have the song about milkshakes stuck in my head omfg.}

_{And when are you gunna throw a party again, we’ll actually INVITE THE PEOPLE WE WANT TO SEE. Mister Gatsby, you need more control of your guest list—and security would help too.}

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syeoll:

_{I’ve got your back if you’ve got mine, old sport. Nobody’s gonna ever be as awesome as we are.}

_{I’m forever your confidant, Gatsby.}

_{Reserving all judgements and just here to protect my best friend and to make other people jealous of our bro bond, you know?}