Why am I so lazy?

STRIPS
DONTCHA WISH YOUR GIRLFRIEND WAS A DINO LIKE ME??
ROARS
DONTCHAAAAA
DONTCHA BABE DONTCHAAAAAAAAAAAA
[[[tries to send it for the fourth time bc tumblr’s a bitch]]]
Oh of course you didn’t mean that. Of course.
jams out.
I can’t even explain how much I’m laughing.
like no gif can depict it.
doesn’t know how to respond so just dances.
yeah it’s because I know how to seduce people.