I am attracted to the idea
of your lips
exploring my body
as if it were a map
and you kept getting lost
on purpose.

1500hp:

the aight gatsby

SCREAMS BUT IM DONE IM GONNA HIT ASK LIMIT IF I KEEP GOING— that’s a good one though ahhahaa

I am the master of puns though, pfft. I have more good ones up my sleeve. 

yeoliatto:
I went to the theatre, it looked a bit suspicious. I reckon the whole thing was staged.

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Fight fire with fire as they say.

Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. 

yeoliatto:
Old math teachers never die, they just become irrational.

Someone help me my cheeks hurt so much—-

yeoliatto:
Mr. Wright made the right decision to hire a right hand man.

Erm—I just—-

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yeoliatto:
WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD AT THAT AND WHY DO I FEEL LIKE I RELATE TO THAT OMF

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IM SO FREAKING DONE WITH YOU. Remind me why I consider you my best friend again holy crap. 

yeoliatto:
He told her he was pining for her, but she just thought he was being sappy

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You’re such an idiot I hate that you know I love puns. 

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